My fingers are painful again.. been doing too much typing on the keyboard, coz I need to update the web design of a newly acquired website. Maybe I should get another job, where I don't need to do any keyboard related activities. Hehehe...
Hmm... anyway, if I am to get a new job, what do I say at the interview?
At Job Interview
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Interviewee walks in. Interviewer adjust old man glasses, and looks at Interviewee with despise.
Interviewer: Hmm... your school results are lousy, and your job history is so so only.
Stephen: Mr X, please look at paragraphs 1, 3 and 7 on page 1 of my resume again. Please also refer to paragraphs 4 and 5 on page 2. Page 10 contains a summary of the highlights of my award winning studies and outstanding career, which includes leadership roles in large scale national and regional projects.
Interviewer: Hmm.. really? Ok, erm.. what do you think you can contribute to this company?
Stephen: Hmm... I've seen your products before.. I think they suck.. And on my way into your office, I've looked around the company, and I think your corporate culture and your staff sucks too. If you don't hire me, your company has no future! Very likely, it will close shop SOON.
And thus, Interviewee gets hired as CEO for 10K/mth.
Interviewer and Interviewee works happily ever after.
Until the company closed shop SOONER than expected... that is...
Again, the Interviewee has to update his resume to include another entry for his outstanding job history --- previously CEO of a large Multi-National Company.
Interviewee goes for another job interview. :P
Saturday, July 7, 2007
Sunday, July 1, 2007
Summer Sunshine
Woohoo! I had my sun tan today... finally!
Was at Punggol beach for 1 hour... listening to radio, and playing games on my handphone.
My back is kind of painful now, but my skin doesn't seem to be peeling.
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And while I was there, I caught hold of a curious sight. A bunch of people were rowing a boat, and their movements was synchronized by shouts of "Row! Row!". There was another similar boat following behind this first one, but they're too far apart to be captured on the same photo.
Hmm... perhaps this is a sign of the times... with oil prices crossing USD70 / barrel, the common people are now resorting to good old arm power instead of oil-guzzling motor power.
How nostalgic!
Was at Punggol beach for 1 hour... listening to radio, and playing games on my handphone.
My back is kind of painful now, but my skin doesn't seem to be peeling.
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And while I was there, I caught hold of a curious sight. A bunch of people were rowing a boat, and their movements was synchronized by shouts of "Row! Row!". There was another similar boat following behind this first one, but they're too far apart to be captured on the same photo.
Hmm... perhaps this is a sign of the times... with oil prices crossing USD70 / barrel, the common people are now resorting to good old arm power instead of oil-guzzling motor power.
How nostalgic!
Love Development Life Cycle
1) Love was sweet and berri romantic! Yummy!
Notice how the words for hate is much much bigger than the others? Interesting how people got more energy when they're hating, then when they're loving... :X
Correction fluid was used in the 1st three photos, but I don't know what was used for the big "I hate everyone" graffiti. Hmm.. maybe I'm technologically backward compared to this new generation of kids. But then, I was a good kid, ok? I never drew any graffiti in my life, so it is alright not to be very updated on such matters. =)
2) Then, there was doubt...
4) And finally, love turns into hate.
Notice how the words for hate is much much bigger than the others? Interesting how people got more energy when they're hating, then when they're loving... :X
Correction fluid was used in the 1st three photos, but I don't know what was used for the big "I hate everyone" graffiti. Hmm.. maybe I'm technologically backward compared to this new generation of kids. But then, I was a good kid, ok? I never drew any graffiti in my life, so it is alright not to be very updated on such matters. =)
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
New hand phone
I got a new handphone yesterday evening.
It's a Sony Ericcson K510i.
Yes! It's a free phone from SingTel with a 2 yr contract.
And Yes! I am that poor! :D
It's a Sony Ericcson K510i.
Yes! It's a free phone from SingTel with a 2 yr contract.
And Yes! I am that poor! :D
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Tokyo Drift
If you watched Tokyo Drift, you'll know it's kinda cool to see cars skidding on the roads.
And if you can't afford a flashy car, here's something more affordable! :P
And if you can't afford a flashy car, here's something more affordable! :P
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Cynthia Nursalim
I saw Cynthia Nursalim on TV today. I feel that she's both pretty and talented. Rare combination, ok? She's just graduated from Raffles Design Institute's Advanced Diploma course.
Here's a photo of Cynthia at her school's Fashion Show, which was held for the Fashion Design graduates to showcase their talents. She won the 2nd-prize!
Here's a photo of Cynthia at her school's Fashion Show, which was held for the Fashion Design graduates to showcase their talents. She won the 2nd-prize!
The event was a star-studded night with celebrity judges, Mr Daniel Boey (Owner of Daniel Boey Production), Ms Madeleine Wong (Winner of Asian Young Fashion Designer Award2003 and co-owner of POSSE), Ms Mabel Teo (Executive Account Manager, Cotton Incorporated) and Mr Desmond Yang (Winner of Smirnoff International Fashion Awards (Singapore) 1998 and owner of Abyzz) judging the Advanced Diploma Fashion Design collection.
Monday, June 11, 2007
The Replacement Gold Fishes
It's been a busy week for me.
Originally, I have 2 projects to complete. Out of sheer coincidence, I suddenly have another 2 computer systems to set up. So it's like... when I'm free, I'm very free... but when I'm busy, I'm very busy. Anyway, I've completed setting up the computers, and I still got one week left to complete the 2 projects.
I realised that the water in my house's fish tank is getting murky, and the gold fishes look listless. My mum usually maintains the fish tank, but she is overseas with my sister. So I decided to take a break from work, and clean up the fish tank! =)
I gently scrubbed the sides and bottom of the fish tank with my bare hands to dislodge the layer of slimy material. After that, I disturbed the residual material lying at the bottom of the fish tank, and use a container to scoop out the dirty water together with any floating material. I did all this, while the gold fishes are still swimming happily in the tank, until the water level is relatively low. After that, I fill up the fish tank with the water from a pail that was left for 2 hours to adjust to room temperature.
However, 2 hours after cleaning, I realised that the resulting fish tank water was even murkier than before I started. O_O" Just when I was wondering what to do... I realised that the fish tank had a water filtering system. I activated it, and soon, the water was clean and clear again. *phew!*
If the gold fishes had died from the dirty waters, I may need to shoot and direct a new movie called "The Replacement Gold Fishes", before my mum and sister returns from their overseas trip (of course!). Incidentally, Punggol has many suitable places to bury dead gold fishes in secret. Heheehe! :X
Originally, I have 2 projects to complete. Out of sheer coincidence, I suddenly have another 2 computer systems to set up. So it's like... when I'm free, I'm very free... but when I'm busy, I'm very busy. Anyway, I've completed setting up the computers, and I still got one week left to complete the 2 projects.
I realised that the water in my house's fish tank is getting murky, and the gold fishes look listless. My mum usually maintains the fish tank, but she is overseas with my sister. So I decided to take a break from work, and clean up the fish tank! =)
I gently scrubbed the sides and bottom of the fish tank with my bare hands to dislodge the layer of slimy material. After that, I disturbed the residual material lying at the bottom of the fish tank, and use a container to scoop out the dirty water together with any floating material. I did all this, while the gold fishes are still swimming happily in the tank, until the water level is relatively low. After that, I fill up the fish tank with the water from a pail that was left for 2 hours to adjust to room temperature.
However, 2 hours after cleaning, I realised that the resulting fish tank water was even murkier than before I started. O_O" Just when I was wondering what to do... I realised that the fish tank had a water filtering system. I activated it, and soon, the water was clean and clear again. *phew!*
If the gold fishes had died from the dirty waters, I may need to shoot and direct a new movie called "The Replacement Gold Fishes", before my mum and sister returns from their overseas trip (of course!). Incidentally, Punggol has many suitable places to bury dead gold fishes in secret. Heheehe! :X
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