Personally, I'm not a boob person, and I've never understood why other men go gaga over big boobs... until an idea struck me during a conversation today!
Many men like big boobs. By evolution theory, this fact suggests that big boobs somehow provides an advantage in the survival of the human race. Scientists theorize that men are supposed to like big boobs, as bigger boobs are an indication of good health. It also occurred to me that many human civilizations started off as normadic tribes. Milk contains many nutritions, and is a staple food for the normads.
And imagine... just imagine... you and your woman survived an air crash, and it looks like you two will be stuck on a remote island for a long time. You look around for food, and the first thing you see are the big milk jugs on your woman. Ta da! Emergency rations! :PpppPppp
"In case of emergency, break bra and suck nipples"
Just pluck some leaves from the trees to feed the woman, and you two will have an endless supply of milk until someone rescues you, or you die of old age, whichever occurs first.
By now, the feminists must be indignant and ask "Hey! Why can't we just survive on tree leaves and grass alone?" Well... babes, leaves and grass are just not very nutritious. Long term consumption will result in mal-nutrition, so we have to supplement with milk. Look at the normads. They got plenty of leaves and grass where they live, but they don't eat those. Normads feed their cows and goats with grass, before they harvest the milk for consumption. Get the idea now?
Therefore, respected ladies and gentlemen of the scientific community, we can conclude that big milk jugs are a wonderful source of emergency food that helps to ensure survival of our species. Now, let us view men who like boobs in a new light, and applaud them for their contributions to mankind. :D
Sunday, April 29, 2007
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