Dating sites for farmers

Today, I happen to chance upon a msn article on online dating. Yes, "chance upon". Really!!!


The article mentioned http://www.hotenough.org for attractive, fit singles who "deserve an above-average dating pool". Hey, that's me! I'm attractive. All the barn animals love me! And I'm fit... me ish cowboy, remember? But after fiddling with their website, I highly, seriously, suspiciously, jealously think that their website got some problem. I can't get past the first page! Hmm... :(



Anyway, I am surprised that in this high-tech urbanized world, there is actually a special dating site for farmers like me! Yippee! My dating life still got hope. I MAY NOT DIE A VIRGIN!!! *ahem!* Eh, I mean... good good, there are actually some considerate web masters around. God bless the people at http://www.farmersonly.com. Hallelujah!



p/s: For the folks who are wondering what browser I'm using... well, I am using IE7. Personally, I think the new IE7 is great, so you guys are either technologically backward, or you are using the over-hyped fire fox browsers. Go to http://technotebook.blogspot.com and get a technology upgrade! :P

Milk! We want milk!

Personally, I'm not a boob person, and I've never understood why other men go gaga over big boobs... until an idea struck me during a conversation today!

Many men like big boobs. By evolution theory, this fact suggests that big boobs somehow provides an advantage in the survival of the human race. Scientists theorize that men are supposed to like big boobs, as bigger boobs are an indication of good health. It also occurred to me that many human civilizations started off as normadic tribes. Milk contains many nutritions, and is a staple food for the normads.

And imagine... just imagine... you and your woman survived an air crash, and it looks like you two will be stuck on a remote island for a long time. You look around for food, and the first thing you see are the big milk jugs on your woman. Ta da! Emergency rations! :PpppPppp
"In case of emergency, break bra and suck nipples"

Just pluck some leaves from the trees to feed the woman, and you two will have an endless supply of milk until someone rescues you, or you die of old age, whichever occurs first.

By now, the feminists must be indignant and ask "Hey! Why can't we just survive on tree leaves and grass alone?" Well... babes, leaves and grass are just not very nutritious. Long term consumption will result in mal-nutrition, so we have to supplement with milk. Look at the normads. They got plenty of leaves and grass where they live, but they don't eat those. Normads feed their cows and goats with grass, before they harvest the milk for consumption. Get the idea now?

Therefore, respected ladies and gentlemen of the scientific community, we can conclude that big milk jugs are a wonderful source of emergency food that helps to ensure survival of our species. Now, let us view men who like boobs in a new light, and applaud them for their contributions to mankind. :D

Met an old friend

Yesterday, I was on my way home from Pasir Ris, when I was pleasantly surprised to meet Jerome on the bus. For the clueless, Jerome is my secondary school mate, and we stay in neighbouring HDB blocks in Punggol. We updated each other on how we are doing, and had a good chat about the current generation of kids vs our generation, as well as our parents' generation.

While we were walking through the park to our flats, a cockroach scurried across our paths. Jerome went "啊！小强！", and we both siam out of the cockroach's path. That was mighty cute. Brought back many happy memories of my secondary school days. Hahaha! My secondary school mates are generally nice people. In those days, it's all about friendship and team spirit. Be nice to people. No bullying. No cursing and swearing. No disrespect to the teachers. And please remember to wear your tie on Mondays, even when there is no assembly. See? We're nice friendly folks.

Bring in the SAF pilots!

Newspaper headlines "SIA's latest offer in A380-pilot wage dispute rejected" by Hasnita A Majid, Channel NewsAsia Posted: 25 April 2007 1720 hrs

Summary as follows:
Pilots from the Air Line Pilots' Association - Singapore (ALPA-S) requested for more pay for pilots flying the new A380 fleet. ALPA-S argued that a pilot should be paid according to how accountable he is and the level of responsibility he shoulders. So the bigger the aircraft - the more passengers it carries - and thus more pay for the pilot. In this case, since the A380 is bigger and more expensive - valued at US$295 million - and will carry more passengers, the pilots’ pay should also reflect that, according to ALPA-S. This request has been rejected by the SIA.

I say, fire them all! We should get our SAF pilots to fly instead.

SAF pilots can perform stunts like barrel rolls, upside down flying and high-degree banks at Changi Airport. This is sure to attract more tourists to Singapore. Besides that, air safety will be greatly improved as SAF pilots are also well trained in crash-landing and enemy fire evasion! All these and more for mere NSF pay. It's a good deal !!! :P

Bra Code

Received this humourous email from a friend. And in the Singaporean spirit of "Good things must share", I am hereby posting the pictures here. See? I'm such a nice guy.

Punggol living

I've been staying in Punggol for the last few years, and I absolutely love this place. It is a sea side town, with nice and cool sea breezes. Being a new town, Punggol also has a lot of natural greenery. Another nice thing about Punggol is that the entire town has a flat terrain. This makes it easy for me to indulge in my favourite hobby - cycling! And I'm sure that older folks and pregnant women will find this to be a plus point too.

Recently, there is a new BTO (Build to Order) project for a new batch of HDB flats - Treetops@Punggol. A lot of fellow punggolians are commenting on the nice design, and eco friendly features. Here's a bit of the details:










And in spite of the price being on the high side, it was oversubscribed by more than 4.5 times. So the Punggol property market is certainly getting hot.