Job Interview

My fingers are painful again.. been doing too much typing on the keyboard, coz I need to update the web design of a newly acquired website. Maybe I should get another job, where I don't need to do any keyboard related activities. Hehehe...

Hmm... anyway, if I am to get a new job, what do I say at the interview?

At Job Interview
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Interviewee walks in. Interviewer adjust old man glasses, and looks at Interviewee with despise.

Interviewer: Hmm... your school results are lousy, and your job history is so so only.

Stephen: Mr X, please look at paragraphs 1, 3 and 7 on page 1 of my resume again. Please also refer to paragraphs 4 and 5 on page 2. Page 10 contains a summary of the highlights of my award winning studies and outstanding career, which includes leadership roles in large scale national and regional projects.

Interviewer: Hmm.. really? Ok, erm.. what do you think you can contribute to this company?

Stephen: Hmm... I've seen your products before.. I think they suck.. And on my way into your office, I've looked around the company, and I think your corporate culture and your staff sucks too. If you don't hire me, your company has no future! Very likely, it will close shop SOON.

And thus, Interviewee gets hired as CEO for 10K/mth.
Interviewer and Interviewee works happily ever after.



Until the company closed shop SOONER than expected... that is...
Again, the Interviewee has to update his resume to include another entry for his outstanding job history --- previously CEO of a large Multi-National Company.

Interviewee goes for another job interview. :P